Hedge funds trying to leave you high and dry? We’ve got your back - rejoice and rehydrate, sipping on the tears of Wall Street’s elite as you prepare for the retail investor revolution!

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Bag a bargain – Throw your copy of The Economist in there for a lunchtime learning boost, and give yourself some baraka-level boldness!

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We haven’t had the chance to ask Warren if he’s a Star Wars fan, but there’s definitely some intergalactic forces at work when he places his bets.

So when you’re sippin’ on your homemade latte, don’t forget to raise your glass (mug) to Mr B. – the world’s fourth-wealthiest person, and one of its most generous.

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Hand gel – another essential in today’s grubby world. Sanitize your hands like you clean up your stock, and get the ultimate protection against the bad bugs.

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Of course Covid protection has found its way into your power pack – because even the best investors need protection as they navigate life in 2021.

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Sell me this pen. The Wolf of Wall Street said it, and we’re just following orders. So here goes: This is the tool you’ll use to etch your finest investment plans into the annals of history.

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Meet your investment badge of honor – your way of telling the world that you’re part of the empowered investing movement.

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In 1988, Alex Carswell decided to create something less destructive to channel his stress into. Little did he know that investment bankers everywhere would be thanking him decades later for their toned forearms.

Squeeze your new ball like the Reddit crew squeezed Wall Street.

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Wear your hero like you wear your favourite brands. With a powerful face on your chest, you can reach powerful new heights on your video calls and supermarket trips.

It’s nerdy enough to get street cred with the investment crowd but soft enough to sleep in.

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